May 2013
nageimakoto:
rabioheab:
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
circletines:
when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right
egberts:
there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny (◡‿◡✿)
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be
– William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)